Mellifused

Mellifused: adjective. Describing a voice, which seems to be drowning in honey. Identifying characteristics of a mellifused voice include gurgling, an inability to pronounce any words properly and yellow-orange gloop in the corners of the lips. The condition is not considered an actual malady by any recognised medical board. It was proposed to the WHO's collective of doctors in 2009, who after consideration for several hours rose in unison and proclaimed, "WE ARE THE MEDICAL BORED!", before subsequently wallowing in their own paperwork and silently screaming for entertainment.