Maline: verb. To draw a very bad
line. Maths teachers, in particular, are very susceptible to malining, because despite the amount of
practice they get drawing lines, the sheer number of lines they have to draw
makes it extremely likely that they will make a mistake at some point. After an
incidence of malinance, maths teachers
typically disappear for great lengths of time, which they spend moping and eating
ice cream out of the tub with their bare hands. Sometimes, in particularly
severe cases, a teacher will not return to their school, and is spotted within
some six months with a fake moustache and a nose job in Cuba.
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