Monday, 8 May 2017

Strodent

Strodent: noun. A strident rodent. A strodent is typically very loud and harsh-sounding, or supports controversial opinions aggressively. An example of a strodent is Nigel Farage. My first hamster was also a strodent. She was of the firm belief that the Americans had faked the moon landing and whenever I had friends over, she would argue with them vituperatively, eventually confusing her conspiracy theories and shouting “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” at the top of her lungs. Needless to say, I didn’t have many friends growing up. 

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