Idahose

Idahose: noun. An Idahose is anything that is artificially or superfluously extended all the way to Canada, such as the state Idaho. Most commonly used to refer to objects or organs that transport fluids, the word idahose is a very popular exaggeration of just how big IT is (as in "mine is a real idahose"). The word can also be used to shed light on a number of practical situations: for example, a flight from Havana to New York is an idahose when it includes a layover in Toronto.