Cassoweary

Cassoweary: adjective. When one is overtly tired of cassowaries to the point of sleepiness and subsequent collapse into hibernation at an encounter with one. The Bureau for the Conservation of Cassowaries in Australia states that about one tenth of all rangers working for the organisation suffers from cassoweariness seasonally and over one half of all people who have quit the job have had reprecussions leading to permanent cassoweariness. This condition is incurable and its causes are unknown. Famous celebrities who suffer from being cassoweary include Skippy the Bush Kangaroo (who never starred alongside cassowaries because of his anxiety) and Mickey Mouse, who contracted cassoweariness from Pluto.