Dogholicism

Dogholicism: noun. A not too famous denomination of Christianity that differs from Catholicism in several key areas. One of these areas is original sin, which Dogholics refer to as "original woof" and the role of the Pope, whom Dogholics choose to follow only if he offers a good amount of dog biscuits. As well as this, marital fidelity, so highly regarded within the Catholic Church, is absolutely beyond the understanding of Dogholics, who will probably jump on whatever has legs and a pulse (or perhaps not even that) with the intention of procreating. However, both of the denominations have a common stance on birth control, as Dogholics don´t have to care for their own offspring for too long anyway.