Thermotea

Thermotea: noun. Tea which keeps the temperature it was made at for about 26 hours. This is the brilliant invention of Thomas Lipton, who created thermotea after years of experimentation. However he was extremely paranoid of a rival company stealing his idea and so never revealed the recipe or formula for making it to anyone. Therefore when he died, the process of creating thermotea was lost and people had the opportunity to enjoy the brilliant drink only for about 5 years. Some people believe that when Lipton bequeathed the majority of his possessions to the city of Glasgow, he included the formula for the creation of thermotea with them, and now the mayor of Glasgow is the only one, who can enjoy the drink. However this theory has been declared preposterous by men with lab coats.