Filiodauphia

Filiodauphia: noun. To experience filiodauphia is to have a son who is a dauphin. While many French royals and aristocrats were technically filiodauphiacs, they were not known as such because of their more important titles. In fact, the only filiodauphiacs known as filiodauphiacs were people of little achievement and of ordinary descent who entered noble families by sheer luck. This has happened exactly zero times, which not only explains why the French aristocrats were incredibly inbred, but also why the word Filiodauphia is hardly ever used.