Filiodolphia: noun. To have a child who is a dolphin.
Common among dolphins and slightly less so among Australians, filiodolphia is a completely natural
phenomenon. However, as Mrs Palin has so kindly written to us in an unrelated
email, “I have nothing against filiodolphiacs;
in fact, some of my best friends are filiodolphiacs;
but I just can’t stand it when they force this lifestyle on the rest of us
through their liberalist agenda. If they wanted to, they could finally leave us
alone and cross my backyard back into Russia.”
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