Filladolphia: noun. Filladolphia is a phenomenon common among taxidermists that
manifests itself in an obsession with stuffing dolphins. Filladolphiacs often apply for jobs at aquaria and sea-parks with
the hope that by some unfortunate accident, they will be able to put their
training in taxidermy to good use. After several accidents that were shown to
be somewhat advertent following police investigation, it has become common
practice in centres for housing marine wildlife to conduct psychosexual tests
on each employee and applicant for jobs in order to limit the impact of similar
desires.
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