Cowgaze

Cowgaze: noun or verb. A cowgaze is a vacant expression usually bestowed by stupid people upon those of higher intellect. Besides 'giving one a cowgaze' one can also just 'cowgaze,' using the word as a verb. This enables us not only to construct the sentence that "Sarah Palin gave the evolutionary biologist a long and very unpleasant cowagaze," but also that "Donald Trump cowgazed at the news reporter whilst trying to figure out whether the Turkey he was being asked about was the country neighbouring Syria or the delicious meal he had for lunch."