Singural

Singural: noun. A singural is the Ural equivalent of a yodeler. The plural form of the word singural is singuralim, because it is fitting in the context of certain Hebrew writings, despite the fact that the word was not derived from Hebrew. Several sects based around the Ural Mountains claim that during the Final Judgement, the singuralim will "descend from the high mountains carrying harsh judgement upon mankind, as well as salted peanuts," which is written in the Apocalypse of Tobias, also known as the man with bird poop in his eyes. As is evident, it is unclear from the text whether the singuralim will be carrying salted peanuts or whether they will be judging them, spurring very passionate theological debate.