Testify

Testify: verb. In the same way that to ratify is to turn something into a rat and to purify is to turn something into puree, to testify is to turn something into testicles. Though many linguists are of the opinion that testifying should mean turning something into a test, English never was a rational language, which is the only one-o'clock-in-the-morning-response the sad creators of this blog could come up with.