Thursday 14 January 2016

Necromantic

Necromantic: noun. A person or animal who is asexual but desires a genuine relationship with one or more dead bodies. Necromantics love going to history museums featuring skeletons, mummies or even urns, though some subsets of this broad spectrum of people, such as zoonecromantics, are equally happy to see nature museums instead. If a specimen is old enough, the person or animal desiring a meaningful relationship with it is called palaeoromantic and not palaeonecromantic, as that would be somewhat redundant.    

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