Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Interrotarycerebralvision


Interrotarycerebralvision: noun. One’s ability to turn their eyes 180 degrees into their head and stare at their brain. The verb derived from this noun takes the form interrotarycerebralvisualise and it is quite easily used in simple sentences, for example: “I can’t see you because I am interrotarycerebralvisualising at the moment.” The word was first coined by the renowned biologist Charles Darwin who was studying the now extinct species of Galapagos tortoises with this marvellous ability. After more humans came to the Galapagos Islands though, the species decided that looking into their own brains was indeed better than having to look at the disgusting foreign invaders and died out as a result.

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