Friday, 26 April 2013

Jawanisation


Jawanisation: noun. Getting kidnapped by tiny caped figures and sold on the black-droid-market. This term applies both to droids and to humans as well as any other organisms, although the Star Wars films presented only the droid side of this dreadful phenomenon that takes place in all corners of the universe. As of the year 2013, the USA has proclaimed its intent to combat jawanisation from what are now 20,000 abductions each year to less than a half and this effort has been supported by the whole NATO. The creator of Star Wars, George Lucas, can boast of being one of the few humans who have made it back to Earth after being jawanised and decided to make a whole set of films based on his experience – one who searches intently can clearly distinguish George Lucas in the character of R2D2.

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