Flermjung

Flermjung: Noun. A piece of dung flying through the air at top speed. Such phenomenon really used to be the most normal thing in the world for cow breeders and farmers during the period of industrialisation, when experiments were done with new techinques of fertilisation. Throwing the faeces at arable pieces of land using a giant catapult operated by a donkey certainly was far easier than getting the time to fertilise each millimetre of soil one by one. Sadly, these catapults have long been out of use and the last example was burnt by a lunatic claiming to be the new messiah in a British museum.