Spknorpstick

Spknorpstick: noun. The combination of a spoon, knife, fork and chopstick all in one. The invention is a rather ingenious one as it is useful for people who are unable to eat with Asian or European cutlery. It is also very practical, since it can be worn on a keychain and used similarly to a Swiss army knife, the default being a combination of all cutlery, useful for cutting portions of your food already lifetd up to your mouth when you realise it is too big to chew.