Saturday 20 July 2013

Spreemint

Spreemint: verb. To go on a spearmint shopping spree. Not to be confused with sporemint (a spearmint reproducing using spores), spermmint (a spearmint reproducing far too similarly to animals) and spritemint (coca-cola´s attempt at making self-detonating beverages). To spreemint requires a large amount of responsibility, as it is possible to overdo it and then there is no way to save oneself. An interview conducted by employees of the Vatican found out that 103 out of 125 cardinals think spreeminting irresponsibly is a heavy sin and the devil keeps a special compartment for spreeminters who have lost their soul to the devil because of their addiction.

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