Itchthyology: Noun. The study of skin discomfort in fish. This study
was founded by Jaques Cousteau at the Great Barrier Reef off the coast of
Australia, He noticed that some of the fish seemed to be rubbing against his
anti-shark chainmail as if they were trying to scratch themselves. People often
questioned why this study should be acknowledged, Mr. Cousteau would simply say
that it may produce a cure for the itch caused by mosquito bites and made no
further comments. Itchthyology lost popularity after the death of Jaques
Cousteau in 1997 and is no longer recognized today, but some believe
that there was a laboratory made to advance this field that is hidden beneath
the Earth waiting to be discovered and revolutionize the way we approach
itching.
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