Melony

Melony: adjective. In order to at least partially explain the ambiguity regarding marshmelons, it is necessary to explain their meloniness. Being melony (which, by the way, can be pronounced the way it is spelt or even the way it is not spelt) shows itself in a few different forms. Someone who is melony usually has more bodymass, a round belly and possibly a green tint with stripes on their skin. A melony object often tastes like a melon (unlike melony people who taste like chicken), it may or may not be green and it always rolls down a hill like a melon when you push it (regarding that fact, it is rather similar to melony people).

Note to readers: none of the facts above were obtained experimentally but retrieved from people who have notable experience in this field. We would, therefore, like to thank the kind community in Papua New Guinea that helped us with this article, especially regarding the taste and downhill mobility of melony people.