Novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia: Noun. The mysterious fear of being diagnosed with a condition posted on the blog: Enriching the English Dictionary. This fear is increasing in potency and frequency as more posts are made and saw a massive increase after the 14th of August. The writers for this blog have been interviewed on this issue, after a long pause and a private conversation which included violent gesticulation one for the writers had this to say: “We feel very sorry for anyone affected by this condition, but we feel that shutting down the blog would do more harm than good, measuring the beneficial effects of each post shows larger results than the increase of suffering due to Novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia. However we strongly support any charities that put in the effort to help people suffering from this condition.” The most popular charity that worked for Novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobics was the No-Novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia act, which could be found on Vetusestverbumpersingulosdies.librolocus.com this organization got almost 4 supporters (Whether or not the writers for Enriching the English Dictionary were among these is unknown) Around 15 minutes after this organization was formed it stopped and its records were lost, this is likely due to it running out of funding, which was likely due to it being a disorganization.
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