Waltzerdation

Waltzerdation: noun. A phenomenon discovered in the late eighteenth century by the pesky and all-knowing Herr Wolf of Vienna, called Wolfie by his friends, causing eventual mental and physical debilitation in people who like to waltz. In a very informative pamphlet titled "Proof that Waltzing is the Main Source of Weakness of the Body and Mind of our Generation," Wolfie quite accurately labelled and described the most harmful negative consequences of waltzing, namely the following: "Leg pain, foot pain, head pain, brain pain, cramps, involuntary strengthening of the abdominal muscles, falling, tripping, slipping, skipping and flipping." In the final page of the pamphlet, he also made the quite ingenious link between the increasing popularity of waltz in Vienna and unwanted pregnancies as well as psychosis  and sloppy murders on the streets of Austria.