Christmas hedge

Christmas hedge: nouns. In certain arid countries/counties/regions/towns/communes/villages/hamlets/conglomerates/arrondissements the plants do not grow nearly tall enough to function as Christmas trees and since import tax would be crippling to such economies, Christmas hedges are instead the preferred solution. They even have their own traditional decorations, such as the giant lamb made of pudding, tears and balsa wood that is placed on top of the hedge.