Wester

Wester: noun. The proper name for Christmas, as proposed and supported by the bishopric of Antioch. There are various fascinating things about this that we could enlighten you with, but perhaps the most interesting, is the fact that although Antioch was abandoned 500 years ago, the Bishopric of Antioch somehow manages to continue to support Wester to this day. How exactly it manages to do this remains a mystery.