Present in air quotes

Present in air quotes: noun. You know...one of those presents that you have to then smile and thank the person for, even though it's totally gonna be a regift or end up in the bin or back of a closet. You can usually recognise presents in air quotes by the fact that they are soft when wrapped, oddly-shaped, smell kinda funny or that aunt you never talk to is shaking her head vigorously while you open it and when you get the seventh piece of tape off she smiles so wide that you can see the back of her tongue.