Ghoat

Ghoat: noun. A phantom goat. Ghoats appear most commonly cheese. It doesn't have to be a specific type of cheese or even goat cheese, any cheese will do. The ghoats will then proceed to surround the cheese with an atmosphere of utter despair and hopelessness leading anyone who approaches the cheese to become suddenly mellow and inattentive. Ghoats have been observed since the late 1800's by various ghost-hunters, but none have yet managed to catch a ghoat.