Tuesday 22 December 2015

Tinsle

Tinsle: verb. To cover all surfaces and the insides of all objects with annoying, glittery madness (not intentionally, mind you) while trying to create an atmosphere of love, peace and harmony. Tinsleing is usually a risky process and should only be attempted while wearing at least a level 4 Hazmat suit. There have been at least 8 recorded cases of people suffocating or suffering major bruises and haemorrhages caused by tinsleing. 

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