Baurble

Baurble: noun. A Christmas tree decoration made entirely of barbed wire. These decorations are very popular in Kentucky, especially in the Radcliff area. They are made carefully by even more carefully selected 54 year old middle-aged women, with a birth mark on their left thyroglossal cyst, who require special gloves made of anthracene. These gloves are very rare, which means that every year, only 256 and a 1/2 baurbles are made, and these are then shared among the people and horses of Kentucky.