Taurate

Taurate: noun. The sum of 2 pirates. Taurates are shown in media to operate 2 ships, have 2 peg-legs and 2 eye patches, 2 normal legs and 2 working eyes, and have 2 parrots on their shoulders. Taurates were feared twice as much as pirates, but were often followed by people who hoped to find their treasure, they had twice as much hidden but half as well as they mark the area with 2 “X”s. They were feared 4 times as much as pirates because, not only because they were twice as dangerous, they also looked quite scary with twice the eyes, legs, shoulders, and teeth as a pirate. This leads some to conclude that the fear of a sum of n things is relative to n^z While others claim that it is equal to 3n-2, there is not yet evidence to prove one of these equations over the other but many say that this question will have an answer by the end of 2016 and then walk away enigmatically without explanation.