Sunday 22 December 2013

Chewing

Chewing: noun. That which is found in the mouth, after it has been masticated but before it has entered the oesophagus. Chewings are usually very unpleasant in consistency, look, smell and taste, which is why they are so quickly swallowed by the chewee (not to be mistaken with the nickname for the Star Wars character Chewbacca). Chewings should always remain in the mouth and should never be taken out, as that is disgusting and inappropriate.

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