Moronity: noun. The property of being a moron.
This can actually be measured with what is known as a “moronometer”. The basic
unit for moronity is the duncere. Many new units have been made to measure
moronity, but experts say that most of these are over 2 kilodunceres stupid.
Alternative moronity units include: the idioter (π centidunceres), the stupiare
(6.02*1026 megadunceres), and the moronire (3 decidunceres). In 2006
a test was done on a group of young adults to try to find a correlation between
level of moronity to severity of novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia;
this test used people with moronity ranging from 5cdn (centidunceres) to 14sp
(stupiares), predictably this test revealed almost no correlation with a very
slight indication that novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia is inversely
proportional to moronity.
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