Moronity

Moronity: noun. The property of being a moron. This can actually be measured with what is known as a “moronometer”. The basic unit for moronity is the duncere. Many new units have been made to measure moronity, but experts say that most of these are over 2 kilodunceres stupid. Alternative moronity units include: the idioter (π centidunceres), the stupiare (6.02*10²⁶ megadunceres), and the moronire (3 decidunceres). In 2006 a test was done on a group of young adults to try to find a correlation between level of moronity to severity of novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia; this test used people with moronity ranging from 5cdn (centidunceres) to 14sp (stupiares), predictably this test revealed almost no correlation with a very slight indication that novumverbumquotidianadiagnostaphobia is inversely proportional to moronity.