Ginger

Ginger: adjective. To be more ginge relative to something else. The gingenous of something is relative to the number of words beginning with G that apply to the thing. For example: George; the great, giant giraffe with gout is likely ginger than Henry, the read-headed accordionist. Some argue that being excessively great would count for extra Gs, making them ginger than they would otherwise be, this is a childish argument used by childish people for childish reasons; therefore this reasoning should not be used by anyone who is further than 2/25ths through their life expectancy, otherwise you get 1 G no matter how great you are!

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Herb headed hastlessly toward the lab and scratched his head confusedly being able to swear that hastlessly has not yet been given official word status. He glanced through a window over at the line of 12 identical and 2 non-identical time machines which had appeared in his lab a while ago from a future in which at least 12 time machines have been invented and, herb guessed, launched through time at random, he thought of something but said nothing of it. An idea came to Herb involving the time machines mentioned earlier and immediately one of the time machines appeared in front of him, he got inside and programmed it to go to the date on which the time machine first appeared. Herb waited several weeks hiding in the machine, and occasionally sneaking out to get food, he now understood why food frequently we went missing in his lab.