Sfear

Sfear: noun. The semi-rational fear of the letter S. It is common practice, although not technically a grammatical rule, to describe how severe this fear is by prefixing it with a word that ends with an S or even the word's homophone "sphere" when discussing a friend's sfear (not by the person with sfear for obvious reasons), for example: Troposfear is used to describe sfear that exists to a lesser extent than stratosfear. Sfear is most common in small, uncooperative children learning to read and it is recommended to force them to learn to read to lower the chances of them suffering from sfear later in life.

Fragment 20:

Herb informed the potato barber of the situation, the barber was horrified by the idea of the extinction of humans in much the way a human would be horrified by the extinction of potatoes and just as a human would assist a potato bringing him/her, the potato barber agreed to help herb. The barber informed Herb that his name was George and agreed to give Herb the haircut he desperately needed, it was guaranteed to cure flouse and a of a quality that other barbers would find extraterraneous; when Herb asked in what sense George meant it was extraterraneous George merely laughed. Whilst making small talk with George during his haircut, Herb got an idea of what this secondary situation was. It would seem that the smashing of the single portato had released the potato population of a small part of a small village, possibly the entire population of 2 or 3 houses. Herb considered the way in which he'd deal with this, he was sure there'd be a simple solution to this going through many antihypotheses before realizing that his haircut was complete. He looked in the mirror and commented on how good a job George did. "Maybe I won't eat all you rogue potato people after all." Herb was very careful not to say.