Boredome

Boredome: noun. This is a word, which is considered to be so very interesting, simply because of its many semi-related meanings. Some of the meanings are as follows:
1. A dome within which everyone is bored. This is not necessarily because of the contents of the dome or the structure of the dome, but simply because it is an obligation or requirement that the occupant or inhabitant of a boredome be bored.
2. A dome which is made entirely out of robes constructed by illiterate dyslexics. There is only one case of such a boredome existing on record and it collapsed soon after in an incident involving a wolf.
3. A dome, which has been bored through entirely by some type of borer, whether that be animal or machine. For example a dome in Southern Germany was bored through by several large machines and then covered in yellow paint to become the world's largest half-sphere of Eidam cheese. The citizens of Munich are proud of their achievement to this day.

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Having received his haircut, Herb felt he was ready to deal with the "situation" in his lab, which had been caused by the stickly Victimator. He returned to the time machine he had been inhabiting for the past few weeks and stepped forward in time just so that he would appear in the lab the moment after he had left earlier that day. During time travel the time machine had a tendency to play music with incomprehensible lyrics and so Herb spent the entire time flyricking. Herb arrived safely in the future...or the past...ermmm...anyways, he arrived safely and realised that his position in the time machine would be wholly undefendable and so he relocated. Herb stationed himself between his experiment attempting to produce a taurate and a machine meant to synthesise lichee. From here Herb felt he would be able to deal with the Victimator once he arrived.