Friday 22 August 2014

Ogreless

Ogreless: adjective. The state of lacking an ogre. Not to be confused with the word "orgulous," the state of being excessively proud or even haughty. One might suppose that in the modern world, being ogreless could make a country quite orgulous, but seeing the success Shrek has had at the box office, being ogreless is quite a "no go." For this reason, it is the policy of the European Union to bring the ogre back into the wild from well paid jobs such as politics and law. Needless to say, this is going to cost some money, so please call the European Fund to kindly make a donation.
With love,
Your ogreless Europeans 

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