Wednesday 8 July 2015

Inflamingate

Inflamingate: verb. The word inflamingate is perhaps the most misused word of all time. Some use it to denote the inflammation of a particular object using a flamingo. Some use it to describe the inflammation of the flamingo itself. Some even go as far as using the word as a preposition, the meaning of which is either meant to be "inside a flamingo in a gate" or "inside a flaming gate." However, the real meaning of the word inflamingate is to emulate the behaviour of a flamingo. Inflamingating is to flamingos what impersonating is to humans, with the sole exception that flamingos do not shoot each other to death with automatic rifles and seldom eat rotten fish. 

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