Thursday, 23 July 2015

Mainia

Mainia: noun. Mainia is a medical term for abnormally elevated arousal levels owing to the awesomeness of Maine. Maine is the Northernmost part of New England and, as any truly patriotic American would tell you, it borders on nothing and more nothing up until the North Pole where Santa Claus lives. Such proximity to eternal Christmas, of course, naturally predisposes individuals to Mainia

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