Vampsheer

Vampsheer: verb. To vampsheer is to harvest the canine teeth of a vampire, usually by sawing them off. Whereas in the past, vampsheering was a precaution ensuring that vampires would not be able to suck the blood out of people, modern mass-production has made it possible to keep vampires in pens and vampsheer them about twice per year. Vampire enamel can reach up to one US dollar per kilogram and is often used to make those little thingies on the ends of shoelaces.