Thursday, 9 July 2015

πRomania

πRomania: noun The word πRomania has several commonly used meanings, the most frequent of which, as indicated by a survey filled in with the help of a minstrel and a wee white bunny, are the following:
1. Half the circumference of Romania. That is to say, one half of Romania's circumference, no more no less. Three quarters are too many, while one third is too little, excepting that it is part of the half already. Five sixths are far out.  
2. Immolating round objects. Usually, such phenomena are indicators of the violence inherent in a largely autocratic system and do not occur in anarcho-syndicalist communes.  
3. A constant urge to set fire to Romania.

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