Pensinveinia

Pensinveinia: noun. Pensinveinia is the medical term for having pens or parts of pens in your veins. Doctors tend to distinguish between temporary pensinveinia (for example when a tattoo artist's hand slips and jabs a vein with ink) and long-term pensinveinia (for example when someone comes up to you and sticks a pen in your artery). Pensinveinia can be very dangerous, especially when the pen is inserted into the vein in its complete length, width and height, thus causing death.  The process is quite complicated, so we won't examine it at length; just take advice from the doctors we consulted and never write again.