Carolining

Carolining: noun. Carolining is the science of designing, creating and maintaining the borders of either North or South Carolina. There are several types of Carolining, the most difficult to learn being Naval Carolining - the science of designing, creating and maintaining interstate and international maritime borders of the two Carolinas - with Interstate Carolining coming at a close second. The third and easiest type of Carolining is Intercarolina Carolining - the science of designing, creating and maintaining both maritime and land borders between the two Carolinas - which is the simplest because no one really cares.