Monday, 10 August 2015

Wyome

Wyome: verb. To wyome is to question the purpose of one's journey. Derived from the words "why" and "roam," wyoming is a quite common practice, though somewhat unpopular because of its existential nature. First detected amongst the Native American redfoot tribe, the word wyoming came into common use thanks to the son of Chief Big Compensator, Questioning Calf, who was so persistent in asking "are we there yet" during seasonal migrations that he was thrown into a river and left to float to the closest city. He ended up marrying a seamstress in Buffalo, had eighteen children and was featured in Humans of New York.     

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