Uter: noun. Whereas officially, citizens of the state of Utah are called Utahn or Utahan, it is common practice, especially in neighbouring states, to call less educated and dim Utahans Uters because of the guttural sounds they produce. The first and only mention of the word Uter is in the title of a poem misattributed to John Keats for unknown reasons. It is a quite naughty limerick, so reader discretion would be ill-advised: naughty limericks are always the best of limericks.
The Uter
I slept with a girlie from Utah,
I thought that my sister was cuter,
She told me "hey mister,
I'm really your sister"
So I had no choice but to shoot her.
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