Nebrassker

Nebrassker: noun. A nebrassker is a Mid-Western, notoriously off-key trumpet. A source of extreme national pride, the nebrassker can only produce about five notes when played by a semi-skilled player and one broken toot when played by a beginner, making it very useful in playing compositions that do not use brass instruments, such as Schubert's String Quintet or Beethoven's piano sonatas.