Duckcoater

Duckcoater: noun. A duckcoater (as opposed to a duckoater - a person who stones ducks with oats) is someone skilled in the art of coating ducks with various objects. The most popular objects used by duckcoaters to duckcoat include winter coats, summer coats and coats of ermine, as well as honey. Vegetarians tend to prefer the winter and summer coats, as they make the task of eating a duck remarkably difficult and far more guilt-inducing.