Vir

Vir: conjunction. The word vir is a very curious word as it is never used outside circumstances in which one wants to be understood by some, but not by others. Vir is effectively a code meaning "with" and is specifically used in restaurants and accompanied by a wink. Thus, one can secretly order an alcoholic drink whilst maintaining the appearance that the drink is alcohol free. All one has to do is ask the waiter for a "mojito - vir gin" and make sure that the waiter registers the winking.