Neitherway

Neitherway: adverb. An adverb used to reject both presented methods of doing something. It can be used by itself, but also in conjunction with its even more obscure counterpart norway, the difference in the use of which can be seen in the following sentences: "Whether we use the hamster or not, this plan is going to work neitherway" as opposed to the also possible sentence: "neitherway can we achieve this plan with a hamster, norway can we achieve it with a duck."