Outvite

Outvite: verb. To request leaving or exiting in a kindly, courteous or complimentary manner, especially to request to go away as far as possible. Outviting is a type of euphemism, which has become increasingly more popular as the general crassness of the world has increased on a logarithmic scale. Outviting was considered incredibly rude in the Middle Ages and one who performed could be executed on the spot, which is actually how Hamlet Sr. died. In fact it was considered much more polite to say: "Get out of my *^&$*$£ house you ^£R@, before I £^!@ your ^£% with my &$%@&$@ hammer. " This word can be used in a sentence for example like this: "My friend outvited George by saying: 'Would you kindly leave and never return now? Thanks.'"