Porkes

Porkes: noun. The plural form of pork. There is only one famous reference in all of history to this word, and that is in relation to Dude Porkes. Dude Porkes was a famous anti-republican and imperialist, who attempted to blow up the U.S. Congress. However his ploy was foiled and he ended up serving 12 separate death sentences. The celebration of the foiling of his cunning plan has lead to the establishment of National Bacon Day, which is celebrated right between Independence Day and Thanksgiving.